Wikid Gifts

Funny Dark Humour Birthday Card - Cards Are Like A reward For Not Dying

Name: Funny Dark Humour Birthday Card - Cards Are Like A reward For Not Dying
Brand: Wikid Gifts
Price: 3.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

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The Chocolate Everyone Grew Up With – Dairy Milk Box

£9.99

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The Chocolate Everyone Grew Up With – Dairy Milk Box

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle-style box that is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Please contact us for allergen info before purchase.

Contents

X1 Dairy Milk Bar

X1 Large Dairy Milk Button

X2 Small Dairymilk Bars

X1 Small Dairy Milk Buttons

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

A Kinder Bueno Chocolate Gift —Thoughtful, Simple, Ready to Give

£9.99

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A Kinder Bueno Chocolate Gift —Thoughtful, Simple, Ready to Give

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle style box with is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Don't hesitate to get in touch with us for allergen info before purchase.

X2 Kinder Bueno Bars

X2 Hungry Hippo Bars

X6 Kinder Small Bars

X1 Kinder Cards

X1 Country Kinder

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10 am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

Not for Everyone. Just for Bounty Lovers – Personalised Gift Box

£11.99

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Not for Everyone. Just for Bounty Lovers – Personalised Gift Box

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle-style box that is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Please contact us for allergen info before purchase.

X5 Bounty Bars

X4 Bounty Crispy Rolls

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

A Little Box of Love – Chocolate Gift Hamper

£9.99

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A Little Box of Love – Chocolate Gift Hamper

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle-style box that is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Don't hesitate to get in touch with us for allergen info before purchase.

X1 Galaxy Milk Chocolate Bars

X4 Galaxy Ripple Bars

X2 Galaxy Minstrels

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10 am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

A Little Afternoon Escape – Afternoon Tea Box

£9.99

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A Little Afternoon Escape – Afternoon Tea Box

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle-style box that is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Please contact us for allergen info before purchase.

Contents (Medium Box):

X4 Bronte Biscuits

X1 timeout Bar

X2 Fry's Bar

X1 Dairmilk Bar

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

Indulgent Cadbury Selection Chocolate Gift Box

£9.99

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Indulgent Cadbury Selection Chocolate Gift Box

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle-style box that is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Please contact us for allergen info before purchase.

X1 Twirl

X1 Flake

X1 Small Buttons

X1 Chomp Bar

X1 Fudge bar

X1 Double Decker

X1 Curly Wurly

X1 Timeoutbar orange

X1 Crunchie

X1 Wispa

X1 Boost Bar

X1 Dairy Milk Bar

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

A Breath of Fresh Indulgence – Mint Aero Chocolate Gift Box

£9.99

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A Breath of Fresh Indulgence – Mint Aero Chocolate Gift Box

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle-style box that is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Please contact us for allergen info before purchase.

X6 Mint Aero Bars

X1 Large Aero bar

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10 am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

A Taste of Childhood – Milkybar Chocolate Gift Box

£9.99

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A Taste of Childhood – Milkybar Chocolate Gift Box

Wikid Gifts Chocolate Hamper

A fun chocolate gift packed with your favourite brands.

Professionally wrapped with a purple Ribbon and filled with the sweetest treats.

Comes in a doodle-style box that is perfect for gifting.

Allergy Notice: Not suitable for dairy or nut allergies. Please contact us for allergen info before purchase.

X1 Milky Bar Button

X4 Small Milky Bars

X1 Milky Bar Crunchie

Product Info:

- Some items may come from multipacks (clearly marked).

- Fresh stock with long best-before dates.

- Substitutions may occur with equal or higher-value items. Contact us if you prefer no substitutions.

Delivery (UK):

- Orders before 10 am (Mon–Fri) ship same day.

- Free Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 days).

- Upgrade to Tracked 24 for £2.99.

- Securely packed to arrive safely.

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A cheeky birthday card for those who appreciate dark humour and brutal honesty. This card celebrates another year of survival with a witty twist because making it through another year is genuinely worth acknowledging. Perfect for friends and family who'd rather laugh at life's absurdities than pretend everything's sunshine and rainbows. The bold, tongue-in-cheek message cuts through the usual birthday sentimentality and delivers a genuine smile. Blank inside for your own personal message. High-quality card stock with a crisp finish.